St. Tim's Gourmet Dinner
October 17, 2007

St. Timothy's Edwards Hall
Yes, it's a Black Tie Affair!

Holy dooley! No Furphy or Porky, This is Dinky-Di!
An exclamation of surprise = good heavens! We are not telling you a false or unreliable rumor, nor is this a lie or untruth, This is the genuine, original deal.

Calling all Spunks, Dags, and Larrikins, Grab your best Sheila or Bloke
We are inviting all of you beautiful people, funny people/dorks, and harmless pranksters who are always enjoying yourselves to ask politely for a date with a woman or man of your choosing

and lob in to the Lucky Country for a Ridgy Didge of a Rage.
and drop in to see us in Australia for an original, genuine Rip-Snorter of a Party.

You may need a Roo bar to fend off the Bunyip, but don't be a Wowser!
Watch out for kangaroos and mythical Australian creatures that may jump out in front of your car in the parking lot, but don't be a straight-laced prude or puritan.

Come join us for a Walkabout and Bog in with your Cobbers by the Bush telly.
Come join us for an Aboriginal walk in the Outback for an indefinite amount of time, and Commence eating with great enthusiasm with your friends and a campfire nearby.

We'll have plenty of Coldies, Cleanskins, Didgeridoos, Lollies, and Grog.
We'll have a full gourmet meal with plenty of beer, wine, music, desserts, and liquor.

And, you can flick off your ankle biters in the Nursery.
And, child care will be available. Literally, you can drop off and leave for a while your children in the Nursery.